Thursday, April 28, 2011

Lessons from Dynasty - Part 3


15.  Your father's crypt is a great place to bond with your infant child.  Here you can deliver a touching and seemingly well-rehearsed monologue without being distracted by the living.

16. People who have an all-encompassing vendetta will often experience flashbacks of the same ominous scene and whispered dialogue over and over again.  It is always the exact same scene and dialogue...sometimes they zoom in on it though.

17. Beware of people you've only met a few times.  They are all in cahoots with each other, and they are all trying to destroy you.

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