Thursday, April 21, 2011

Lessons from Dynasty - Addendum to Lesson #1


1. If you need to apologize, try saying it with flowers.  There are arrangements for anything from "Sorry I raped you," to "whoops did I just kill your gay lover?, " to "OMG I kissed my ex-wife in the Middle East."


In very rare cases, like "I'm sorry your real father might be BOTH your baby's great uncle and grandfather," flowers DO NOT say it all.  In such cases, this is a more appropriate gift:

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