Monday, March 28, 2011

Excerpts from my middle school diary: the dramatic finale

As you may remember the love of my middle school life, Matt Calamari, came up and signed my yearbook specifically.  This is what he wrote:

I surrounded the message with hearts, which I'm sure he meant to write but just forgot.

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Potato Sack

“If you borrowed my potato sack for five seconds, you’d be like, ‘Dude! Can’t handle it, unplug this bastard!’ "It fires in a way that’s maybe not from, uh… this terrestrial realm.”

The drug Charlie Sheen

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Winning anyone?

WINNING a tiger fight. duh.
WINNING swimming
WINNING wheelbarrow
WINNING a fight
WINNING gracefully

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Charlie Sheen winning various things

WINNING Connect Four

WINNING a pig contest

WINNING a pageant

WINNING a business race