Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Lessons from Dynasty - Part 2

11. The gardener is ALWAYS around. Be sure to set aside some money to bribe him.

12.  If you ever accidentally shoot a woman who's husband you had an affair with, you should invite her to convalesce in your home.  It's the polite thing to do.

13. Pregnancy weight, if gained at all, will disappear before the baby is even brought home.

14. Don't be surprised if you get your business rival confused with Dr. Claw from Inspector Gadget.  They conduct business meetings in the exact same manner.

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