More awesomely-killed headlines

Here are a few more examples of overlooked advertising brilliance. This is a pretty great headline Derek wrote about a bank:

And an unintentionally pervy line I wrote about tea:

And last but not least, here's a line Kevin wrote down in a word document and showed to his boss:

Presidential CANdidates

A Mitt with titts.

 When you rip the tail off this Newt, it grows back sexier.

His face looks like a wizard, his body casts a spell on you.

Is santorum with this Santorum still gay?

Bjorkupine and Jack White-tailed deer

 Icelandic and spikey. Sometimes wears swans.

Writes songs, licks salt.

Rejected Whataburger lines

 In advertising, brilliance is often overlooked. Here are a few Whataburger examples that somehow slipped through the cracks.

 

Mans with cans

Gary Buseagle

A patriotic bird that loves cocaine and screaming.

Steven Segallstones and Steve Buschemeerkats

Does it burn and feel like ponytail when you pee? If so, you might have a Steven Seagallstone.

Steve Buschemeerkats are small mammals that burrow underground and star in critically acclaimed HBO serieses.