Lorenzo Llamas

Just noticed this on my lotion bottle label

Sisterhood of Dynasty begins

So a few weeks ago I was thinking about purchasing the box set of the 80's soap opera Dynasty because, as evidenced by this photo, it is AMAZING:

Originally I was going to mail it around to a few other people forming the "Sisterhood of Dynasty," much like the movie "Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants" (minus the complete suspension of reality needed to believe that America Ferrara and Blake Lively fit into the same pair of jeans...actually the mail part is the only real similarity, but the name is catchy.)

HOWEVER, cbs.com has all the episodes for FREE online, so no need at all for the mail.

I just started watching today and am already captivated by the love triangle forming between Krystle Grant Jennings, Blake Carrington, and Matthew Blaisdel.  Will she marry for money? Or will she follow her heart???  The only thing we know for sure is that Matthew Blaisdel...

looks a lot like this troll doll:

stay tuned for the DRAMA as it unfolds...

Everyone's been in Menudo

You'd be surprised how many of todays celebs got their start in the boy band Menudo

 Bill Pullman AND Bill Paxten...but which is which?

They're Puerto Rican...but maybe check their papers just in case...

 Before he was Walken, he was SINGIN!

 Just like Jack in the Shining, he's ALWAYS been here....

Before he was nature's most notorious killing machine, he was a DANCING MACHINE

Mr. Shark in the Movies #4 - Bambi

A trip to the beach turns tragic when Bambi eats his own mother.  To be fair, a deer on a surfboard looks almost identical to a seal.

Mr. Shark in the Movies #3 - Weekend at Bernie's

 

Though it's obvious to everyone that Bernie is dead, terrified party-goers decide to play along for fear of being attacked by the corpse's handlers.  Comedic hijinks ensue.

The State Farm guy casually strolls by my last post

Oh holler!  I was just taking a leisurely walk when I noticed you ravaging a carcass.  What a commonplace and relatable activity.  You know what else is relatable?  State Farm insurance. By the way, that smells delicious.  Toss an entrail at me yo!