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Salad pun lunch

Today me and some co-workers had lunch at this place called Leaf. The salad was ok, but the salad puns we came up with in line wer...
Bartering tips for the robot apocalypse

So I was perusing the world wide web the other day and discovered this: http://www.gatech.edu/newsroom/release.html?nid=60881 It seems my...
Neards through the years part 2

"The hair has become so coarse it can only be groomed with the finest LARPing sword." "I fancy myself the male Lady Godiva...
Childhood songs that kept it real

These days, kids songs are all just pansy, self-esteem boosting crap. But back in the day they were all about cannibalism, death and getting...
Mr. Shark offers summer fashion advice to Tits McGee

Hey Mr. Shark, What kind of swimsuit do you think would make me look most appetizing on the beach? Sincerely, Tits McGee ...
This barrel of monkeys is not as fun as promised

To whom it may concern, I am writing to express dissatisfaction with my recent purchase of your product, “A Barr...
Mythical creatures

Pat Cenataur Kathy Griffin Unabombericorn
Lorenzo Llamas
Washinator 3000

Would you like to “wash away” those bored feelings you feel while washing your clothes? Has the once thrilling task of putting wet clot...
Lessons from Dynasty

I'm halfway through Dynasty. So far it has been full of important life lessons. 1. If you need to apologize, try saying it with flowe...

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