Up until this point, I've only responded to questions carved into the sides of fish and delivered to me by seals. But the other day a little bird told me that perhaps my advice could reach a broader audience if I accepted questions via the world wide web.
After I ate that bird, I decided that he had a good point. And as it turns out, in between my folds of brain tissue, which is also solid muscle and teeth tissue, I have a fully-functional laptop and wi-fi connection made of solid muscle and teeth.
Now if you have a burning question that can only be properly answered by a swimming death machine, you can send it to the email address mrsharkadvice@gmail.com, and I will answer it on this internet blog.
So send away people, I'm all ears. And by that I mean 300 lbs of muscle, razor sharp teeth, and very tiny ears.
Respectfully yours,
Mr. Shark
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