Neards through the years - a look back at an awesome look

I used to think neck beards were awesome. Then I forgot about it.  Then I remembered again.....

"I've explored all kinds of distant lands and shit. Once on an island in the South Pacific, I mated with the great Kimodo dragon. It was glorious."

"A rag soaked in ether used to be the only way I could lure a wench into my night chambers, but not anymore...This shit's a straight-up pantaloon-dropper."

 "During the day I usually just stand in front of this marble wall in my vest and blouse.  But at night I Riverdance naked in front of my open window before crowds of salivating women"

 "The piece behind me, entitled Americana in Winter, is well-known among the Motel Art elite.  It was painted exclusively with neck hair bristled brushes, and took me 7 years to complete."

 "Every night in my basement my friends an I re-enact 1988's fantasy hit Willow.  And when I say friends I'm referring to my beanie baby collection."

"50% gnome. 100% man."

YouTube ain't got shit on this

Stock photography is always a delight, but have you ever looked up stock footage? I guarantee it is well worth your time. A quick search of "business shame" produced these gems:

Blasting biceps at work shame.

Hugging your computer shame.

Random stranger in black rubbing your shoulders OH THE SHAME.

What ever happened to John Tesh?

Sometimes I lie awake at night wondering what the former host of Entertainment Tonight has been up to for the past ten years.  Well I did some light internet research and discovered that since the 90's, he's launched an impressive music career, opening for musical goliaths such as Yanni.

I also discovered that he's been spending a great deal of time with your grandmother.

They've been bathing together...

and sharing tender moments

and gettin' grabby!

and having a blast!

But most importantly.....

Standing around topless!

Best Dynasty quote ever

"I find out that my grandson's been found not from my own flesh and blood, but from a beast nurse?!?! A FAT PHANTOM IN WHITE?!?!" - Alexis Carrington (soon to be Colby)

How has this not happened yet?

Lessons from Dynasty - Sexiness in the 80's

Looks like this: 

This guy?  Really???? Seriously, he's already banged 3 of the ladies on the show.

Though I have to admit, he does have a pretty sweet fireplace, and you can't see the lush forest of chest hair in this pic...

 And apparently this is also supposed to be alluring:

Is it hot in here? Let me help you peel that cardigan off your saggy body.

Lessons from Dynasty - Fashion Tip

If you have a figure that resembles a giant crayon, GO WITH IT by wearing the same color head-to-toe.

blue gray

desert sand

freedom fushia