more hathawaying and rumering

Rumered Buschemi...I don't think he looks all that much uglier than normal in either of these...

Hathawayed Buschemi

Rumered Brangelina...I wanted to destroy something beautiful.

Hathawayed Brangelina...not too shabby looking

Rumer Willising and Anne Hathawaying

When you look at pictures of Rumer Willis and Anne Hathaway, you start to notice something odd:

Rumer Willis - Too much face room

Anne Hathaway - Not enough face room

Let's see what happens when you apply this to other faces:

Rumered Bolton

 

Hathawayed Bolton

 

Rumered me

Hathawayed me

More awesomely-killed headlines

Here are a few more examples of overlooked advertising brilliance. This is a pretty great headline Derek wrote about a bank:

And an unintentionally pervy line I wrote about tea:

And last but not least, here's a line Kevin wrote down in a word document and showed to his boss:

Presidential CANdidates

A Mitt with titts.

 When you rip the tail off this Newt, it grows back sexier.

His face looks like a wizard, his body casts a spell on you.

Is santorum with this Santorum still gay?

Bjorkupine and Jack White-tailed deer

 Icelandic and spikey. Sometimes wears swans.

Writes songs, licks salt.

Rejected Whataburger lines

 In advertising, brilliance is often overlooked. Here are a few Whataburger examples that somehow slipped through the cracks.

 

Mans with cans