Tuesday, December 21, 2010
Lesser known Reindeer #4 - Karl Lagerdeer
By far the most fashionable of all the reindeer. This year, the Karl Lagerdeer will be unveiling a new line of couture pelts.
Lesser known Reindeer #2: Chickendeer
The most delicious of all the reindeer. He has the opposite problem of Sharkdeer, especially with fattie at the wheel...
Lesser known Reindeer #1: Sharkdeer
They never let poor Sharkdeer join in any reindeer games. If they do at least one reindeer always ends up dead.
Dangerous Animal #3 - Sudocougar
Sudocougar's sudoku skillz will embarass you so hard that you DIE. And if that doesn't work he'll kill you with a variety of Swiss Army knife tools that are also convenient for camping.
Dangerous Animal #2 - Baby rattle (snake)
So adorable that victims rarely notice it unhingeing it's jaw. Can swallow a full-grown human within seconds.
Dangerous Animal #1 - Dinner party raptor
First he'll charm your guests with his newly-learned human mannerisms, then he'll poison them with a casserole he's intentionally left unrefrigerated.
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